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Jane Graham

Paris Hilton

From Paris with not a lot of love

In these unrelentingly bleak times - unending recession, the government war against disabled people, the grotesque conflict in Syria - I often find it helps to think of Paris Hilton.

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Inside Jane Graham

Never mind the critics or the fees, uni is a gift for life

Saturday, 29 September 2012

I was, as is my daily wont, eavesdropping on a conversation on the bus yesterday. And it made my heart sink. The protagonists were two girls in their late teens.
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Teen metal fans were a real rock for my dad

Saturday, 29 September 2012

My dad fainted in the street this week, three days of toothache-induced pain and sleeplessness finally getting the better of him.
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 Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge

Kate was right to sue over nude pics

Saturday, 22 September 2012

We've had a week of frenzied debate regarding Kate Middleton's bare breasts now and it's clear the only people who think she's not entitled to sunbathe topless in a private place without having to worry about pictures being beamed around the world are greedy magazine proprietors, greedy lawyers and misguided Royal family haters.
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If someone killed my child I'd want them to hang, but I would be wrong

Saturday, 22 September 2012

I was hopeful as we lurched further into the 21st century that we would agree as a nation to close the door forever on the most brutal unenlightened elements of our past. But once again there are calls for the return of the death penalty, inspired, as they usually are in modern times, by the killing of a police officer.
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Proved at last, behind every great man is a woman

Saturday, 22 September 2012

I, for one, am not surprised by new findings from the second century which suggest Jesus had a wife.
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Andy Murray

How Murray served up an answer to his critics

Saturday, 15 September 2012

A few weeks ago, I was sure nothing Andy Murray could do would eclipse this year's great Olympians. I had Bradley Wiggins nailed on for Sports Personality of the Year. But the more I think about it, the more I'm knocked out by Murray's astounding year.
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Sorry, but I know that being a mum has made me a far better writer

Saturday, 15 September 2012

It's not often an afternoon radio book programme causes a twitterstorm violent enough to send the BBC cyber-croissants crashing through the stratosphere. But when Radio Scotland's Book Cafe asked 'Does motherhood make women better writers?' this week they were accused of all kinds of misogynistic barbarism for daring to pose such a 'repellent' question.
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Power really does corrupt, as Hillsborough proves

Saturday, 15 September 2012

It's a cliche to say power corrupts, but sometimes cliche just means we keep saying it because it's so obviously true.
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Geri Halliwell

Russell is not right Brand for you, Geri

Friday, 7 September 2012

It is a burdensome truth that there are some men who are gorgeous, funny and smart but make very bad husband material.
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Spending �30 on a moisturiser doesn’t mean that I’m stupid

Friday, 7 September 2012

Aren’t women ridiculous, the BBC asked (not in those exact words) on Monday, introducing a news story about women shunning budget skincare lines in favour of more expensive ones.
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Couldn’t the rioters take a break now and Zen?

Friday, 7 September 2012

I was cheered by research from Stanford University this week asserting that awe-inspiring moments of magnitude — like seeing giant waterfalls or hosts of shooting stars — has a positive impact on our mental health.
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Samantha Cameron

Wives like Sam pull in voters

Saturday, 1 September 2012

I'm worried about Mitt Romney's wife. Why, you ask - the Republican presidential candidate's spouse Ann looked to be on good form when she took to the podium to tell America why it should vote for her husband this week.
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Ken, gays deserve our respect, just like Paralympians

Saturday, 1 September 2012

Isn't it incredible to think that those about to be celebrated like the most noble of kings and queens at the Paralympic Games would have been hidden away, or even paraded as circus freaks, only a few decades ago?
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Brought down to earth by Will.i.am's tacky tune

Saturday, 1 September 2012

I'm in thrall to Nasa's Curiosity rover and the incredible pictures of Mars it has gifted us. I imagine Curiosity like Pixar's Wall-E, with big doleful ET eyes and a thirst for knowledge as heart-rending as that of a joyously excitable little boy on his first day at school.
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Kristen Stewart

Give Kristen Stewart a break, she just made a mistake

Friday, 24 August 2012

There’s a little white-haired girl twirling in the surf. She’s singing at the top of her lungs, jumping and spinning around in the cold water, all salty, sandy, full of joy and confidence.
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Older men can still look cool

Friday, 24 August 2012

Research last week ‘revealed’ that men stop caring what they look like at 37.
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Politics ... it’s got beyond satire

Friday, 24 August 2012

Forget Newsnight or The Politics Show. If you want to know what goes on in the corridors of power, watch the BBC’s splendid sweary satire The Thick Of It.
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Jennifer Aniston

Jen has the last laugh... and that's a fact!

Saturday, 18 August 2012

Sad news about the demise of Jennifer Aniston's relationship with Justin Theroux this week, wasn't it?
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On your marks for an unsporting Olympic legacy

Saturday, 18 August 2012

He's panted sweatily across the finishing line in numerous events in the last two years, failing spectacularly in various tests of honesty, compassion, justice and clear-sightedness.
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Real magic of Merida fairytale

Saturday, 18 August 2012

While London waits to see if the Olympics will have a long-term impact on its tourist trade, Alex Salmond will be crossing his fingers that the new Disney Pixar film Brave, set in the Scottish Highlands, will do a job enticing visitors to explore the fairytale magic of that stunning part of the world.
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