Mark Hamill Made A Fantastic War Movie That Nobody Remembers
Mark Hamill starred in The Big Red One, a 1980 war movie that deserves a second look.
Screw It, Helen Keller Vs. Nightwolves Is On Tubi. Just Go Watch It.
If you’re looking for the kind of edgelord comedy that your eighth-grade self would love unapologetically, look no further than …
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Unhinged 80s Fantasy Turns A Hair-Growth Disaster Into Nightmare Fuel
Has this ever happened to you? You get spooked at a haunted house, and then you go bald. Suddenly, and …
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R-Rated 80s Slasher Proves Nothing Can Stop Aerobics
When it comes to personal fitness, I’m a cardio guy. I’ll walk, run, play drums, skateboard, or find joy in …
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Mark Harmon’s R-Rated 90s Supernatural Thriller Will Leave You Guessing In The Worst Kind Of Way
My favorite kind of genre outside of the endless stream of schlock you can find on Tubi has to be …
Screw It, Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death Is On Tubi, Go Watch It
There are movies that take a little while to show you what they’re all about, and then there’s 1989’s Cannibal …
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Extremely R-Rated Survival Thriller Takes A Weekend Getaway Straight To Hell
The best thrillers are the ones that establish the conflict right away and then let it play out naturally. Let’s …
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Brutal 70s Survival Thriller Will Make You Think Twice About Shooting Sea Cows To Death For No Reason
As a grown ass adult, I’ve learned that if you want to live a relatively conflict-free life, all you need …
Warped R-Rated Comedy Is The Perfect 1980s Vampire Sleaze-FestÂ
It’s the 1980s, and you desperately need to join a frat because it’s the 1980s and that’s all anybody does …
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Forgotten 60s Horror Anthology Is The Twilight Zone’s Distant CousinÂ
Have you ever stumbled across an entirely new rabbit hole you never knew existed but immediately wanted to fall deeper …
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Mind-Bending R-Rated Sci-Fi Thriller Traps Soldier In A Nightmare He Can’t Escape
Do you like cubes? I have a fidget cube that has all the buttons and toggles on it, and it …
Extremely R-Rated 80s Thriller Turns Its Victim Into Everybody Else’s VillainÂ
There’s nothing quite like a great revenge thriller to get the blood going, and sometimes you just need to strap …
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90s Comedy Horror Will Ruin Your Bathroom Routine The Same Way Jaws Ruined SwimmingÂ
1979 changed the world forever with Jaws, and suddenly every Boomer was afraid to even jump into a swimming pool …
Pitch-Black R-Rated 80s Comedy Is Willy Wonka Meets Soylent GreenÂ
What do you get when you combine Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory with Soylent Green and the kind of culinary bedlam …
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R-Rated 70s Psycho Ripoff Turns Cheap Rent Into A Murder NightmareÂ
Finding a decent room to rent when you’re traveling is never easy. These days, you have to worry about stingy …
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Tense Folk Horror Knows The Scariest Rules Are The Ones Nobody Explains
There’s nothing I hate more in movies than over-explanation, unnecessary exposition dumps and worldbuilding, and generally any form of “telling …
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Roy Scheider’s R-Rated 80s Slasher Has A 0% On Rotten Tomatoes, But It’s Still Better Than 2001’s The Glass House
Roy Scheider’s name is mostly, and rightfully, associated with Jaws because it’s one of the greatest thrillers of all time. …
Katie Holmes’ Pitch-Black 90s High School Comedy Thriller Proves That Cheaters Always Win
I love a solid comedy thriller, and the darker they get, the more I’m drawn to them. My favorite film …
Raunchy Animated Animal Adventure Is Garfield Gone Horribly WrongÂ
Growing up, we all had that friend who learned all the forbidden four-letter words and decided they would devote their …
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Brutal R-Rated Comedy Turns Warzone Into A Playground For Murphy’s LawÂ
Have you ever had a day go so epically wrong that the only thing you could do is laugh at …
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Ron Perlman’s R-Rated Arctic Thriller Is The Perfect Companion To The Thing
I’m just going to come out swinging and say that I’m not really a fan of cautionary environmental tales that …
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Aubrey Plaza’s Extremely R-Rated Summer Comedy Is A Crash Course In Total Debauchery
My mileage varies when it comes to the raunchy summer sex comedy that’s geared toward younger adults. Mainly because I’m …
This Found Footage Comedy Horror Will Absolutely Wreck Every 90s Kid It Encounters
One of my favorite pieces of internet lore is the fact that we all know about the Benadryl Hatman, which …
Quirky 2000s Rom-Com About Cereal And Capitalism Will Force You To Follow Your Dreams
Sometimes, you just need a push to pursue greatness, and you might find kernels of that in 2007’s Flakes, directed …
Paul Walker Dinosaur Gets Frisky With Denise Richards In Surprisingly PG-13 90s Sci-Fi ComedyÂ
Have you ever watched a movie and thought to yourself, “This isn’t actually a movie … I just took too …
Raunchy, R-Rated 80s Sci-Fi Comedy Horror Space Western Thriller Is Too Many Genres But Worth The Trouble
Have you ever found yourself watching a sci-fi horror comedy western about stealing a bunch of uncut gems and wondering …
Spicy 90s Romantic Thriller Is Your Mom’s Favorite MovieÂ
Whenever my wife asks me to “help” her with a task that’s meant for only one person to accomplish, I …
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Absolutely Preposterous Possession Comedy On Tubi Should Inspire Amateurs To Just Go For It Because The World’s Clearly Lost Its Mind
Whenever my parents ask me how work’s going and I’m actively trying to avoid talking shop, I just casually mention …
60s Psychological Thriller Will Trap Your Soul In The Uncanny Valley
The analog horror movement has consumed my life because it occupies those liminal spaces that we all see, but are …
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Notorious Filmmaker Reaches Final Form After 20 Years Of “Failing”
As much as I love Tommy Wiseau’s 2003 masterpiece, The Room, I’d be lying if I said his later entries …
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